youbloodyrippa

I have not updated because as i have said i will not bore you with my mundane life unless i have something juicy for you... well today i was struck by a vehicle, yes the butt of many jokes (most preferably Dan Cook's excellent work) has happened to me. I was cautiously crossing the street on my bike, while in the mean time some dumb bitch in la la land wasn't paying attention and she fucking ran me over! the bike went under the car as she continued to accelerate, not stopping till i was on the hood of the car kindly asking what the fuck she was doing.... after i retrieved my bicycle from under her car i said i thought i was alright which apparently indicated to her that it was ok to drive off and not ask if she could do anything after running me over. I was a little shaken up and only managed to get G-3467..2 something on the license plate... lucky for me a friend i have not seen in 2 years saw my dumbass get run over and kindly asked if i was ok (which i thought was appropriate for the situation) and made me feel a little better. A long story short i ripped my new shorts, bruised my stomach, and have a ridiculous story to tell to my friends.

As my Chinese friend would say:

"Life’s a bitch, then you find yourself about to get struck by a vehicle and can do nothing about it"

RIP Steve Irwin.... you will be missed

-nb

Well I know that i have been mia from the live journal world since my birth a mere 3 weeks ago but i am back again and somewhat ready to write.... i just had to reset my password because like many things i forgot it. However this week could not be forgotten because i just got back from a wonderful cruise with my dear sweet bonnie, I will tell more about it later but for now... It took place on four different islands, travelling on an amazing boat, in an amazing room with an amazing girl... all that said and done it was a really cool trip and i know many will be fighting to see the pictures (which are all in bonnies possession) To conclude my short entry i will end similar to captain Johnny of the "Mariner of the Seas", and leave you with an inspiring proverb from his/our Chinese friend:

"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor can man be perfected without trials."

peace out,

one love,

-nb

Well ive been in the process of moving for the past three days which im sure is what several people are doing and writing about so i will spare you bonnie who is probably the only one who is going to read this anyway... just finished my paper for class tomorrow, got to do teacher evaluations today so i got my revenge on that dumb hooker gave her a piece of my mind that was pretty much it

-nb

first of all i would like to say that hanson is gay and as a matter of fact that is the only thing i would like to say........ this will mark my birth into the live journal world and possibly my death, im not much of a writer and im not sure just how interesting my life is that it should be recorded but all the same here i am...

cheers